Well first impressions were not promising, but then I saw this amazing spinning loom!
There was more impressive machinery on the ground floor. Unfortunately, one of the rooms was particularly dark but had an incredible steam machine.
There was also a pitch black haunted house entered via a coffin shaped doorway . . . complete with aliens too scary to show!
Clog posters seemed to be everywhere, for the hard-sell approach.
Upstairs, where there were more machines . . .
There was also an enchanted forest and play area for children, complete with slides and ball pool.
A further floor up contained a café, changing rooms for trying on clothes, and copious amounts of pigeon poo! I found a dead pigeon lying on a mannequin's leg.
There's always a trashed room with a solitary chair placed in it and this was no exception.
But you don't always find an antique baby's pram . . .
There were several hundred copies of this booklet, most of which were turning to pulp from the leaks!
It just got weirder and weirder
Then I found the office in the usual state of disarray, with papers strewn everywhere.